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Name?
Jack Fahey
Years old?
Uhh... like 25 or so.
Where are you residing these days?
High Tapioca.
What's your real job?
Dharma Bum.
Who sponsors your talent?
No one gives it to you. You have to take it.
Why do you skate/ride?
It's all I've got.
Favorite spot?
Pembroke.
Have you been hurt enough to get on scarred, if so… how?
No. Don't copmlain on tv and make us all look like dudeguy pussies.
Dark slide or primo grind?
Pogo fo sho.
What's on your walkman?
Right now I got this tape with Dylan and Cash on one side and side B is all Bad Brains.
What hair metal band do you see yourself in?
Dio. No question.
One person you would spend your day with?
The Dalai Lama. Well, maybe for a couple hours, then I'd wanna be alone.
Name something you couldn't live without?
Blood. I use that stuff all the time.
What would be the very first thing that you would do if you won the lottery?
Gender reassignment. I'd be the sickest bitch on four wheels.
If you could make your own video game, what would it be called and what is it about?
Jack Fahey's Pro Hater. You play me, Jack Fahey, and your goal is to watch skate videos and criticize the pros' wack style, old tricks and blown out spots. There is also a filmer mode where you hate on the cinematography. Hours of excitement for the whole family.
